Lets start at the bottom and work up from there

In the interests of societal improvement allow me to submit the following phrases for your conversational improvement:

“You don’t even know”
“You don’t even know what you know”
“You don’t even know that I know you don’t know what you know”

Add flair to your verbal contribution, impress your partner, improve your abbrevational capacity and sparkalize your SMS’s:

“OMFG” (oh my f**king god)
“GAG” (get a grip)
“YDEK” (you don’t even know)

Comments

Hammertime said…
welcome MV Centre - it has begun!

i love your conversational tidbits, as i'm always on the lookout for such. CW has egged me on to insert this into a casual conversation with some lady friends "Wait. W-W-W-wait. Let me get this straight. So you think... you can get with this? [gesturing to yourself]"
Mick Vyse said…
Hmmm, yes that would add a certain spice to the conversation. I have found that, in situations like the one you mention, accompanying your words and gestures with a subtle hip rotation also gives benficial results.

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